Pissbaby Kingdom Inc.

About
Pissbaby Kingdom Inc. is a business started by 69nath and currently co-operating with astrostrudels. Their stated purpose is to sell life insurance, though as time has gone on it has become less and less clear as to how they are selling life insurance.

History
The business began as Nath's solo venture, creating a front to rob and kill other players. As Astro began to lag behind in the polls during the primary election, she decided to invest in the business before dropping out of the race and joining Pissbaby Kingdom Inc. As the server was still kind of starting out, the pair realized they could actually monopolize on different things and make a profit.

Although the business was banned from what would be named No Astro City following Bread's election they continued to operate out of a treehouse in a village they would later find out was already occupied by fallenClown (Dan). After he found out, they attempted to ally with him to not only appease him after colonizing his village but to also gather intel on what Bread was doing as he was still a part of the town. It was later revealed that Dan was actually working for Bread at the time, which climaxed in the burning of the Pissbaby HQ, causing them to flee once again.

Currently Nath resides in Bruh County and Astro lives in a base she likes to think is hidden from everyone else. Business is conducted at Astro's base.

Past Ventures
The first venture the pair sought out was a "drug" (potion) ring, in which the life insurance bit would be a cover for. After clearing out a nearby nether fortress of its netherwart, they believed they had monopolized on potion making. They operated under Astro's house as to keep it a secret before they were exiled from the town. Once the Pissbaby HQ was built, they operated the potion making under the base to keep the secret. After the HQ was burned down and they realized Dan was already brewing potions, they abandoned the potion ring.

g0llygee's café, The Gee Spot, was also planned to be used as a front, though that never happened.

Current Ventures
Pissbaby Kingdom Inc.'s only current venture is Pissbaby Records, currently located in fr0gkink's old house at spawn/No Astro City. It was spearheaded by Astro after Notfib taught them how to obtain discs during their first meeting. They currently sell every disc except for Pigstep and as of writing have yet to sell anything.